SO THIS MAN SPENT $50,000 TO BECOME A GENDERLESS ALIEN

While we’re looking for extraterrestrials in outer space, a man from California is well on his way to becoming a genderless alien. Oh, the times we are living in!

22 year-old Vinny Ohh from Los Angeles, CA has had over 100 surgical procedures in his quest to become an alien with no sex organs. It all started with a lip filler when he was 17.

Since then, Vinny has had two rhinoplasties at age 19 and 21 to make his nose narrower and more alien-looking. Other procedures included cheek and brow bone implants, all done as an effort to distance himself from the human form.

“I want to be a sexless alien being,” Vinny Ohh told the world. “I want my outside to reflect how I feel on the inside. The overall image I want to do is an alien. I want to be a hybrid, not male or female.”

To complete the alien image, Vinny also wears dark contact lenses that completely cover his eyes. His unusual nails and wacky hairstyles also help.

Working as a part-time model, he became an LGBT+ activist and he says his mission is to help people break out of gender conformism and just be themselves, whatever self that might be.

“Over the years, I’ve realized I’m not gay, bi, trans or any of these things, I just want to be me. I do it to inspire the world in a certain way, I want people to stop labelling others or putting them in boxes.”

Despite undergoing over 110 surgical procedures, Vinny is still a long way from achieving his dream. At the moment, he still has male sex organs but that’s going to change soon. He plans on spending another $160,000 to get rid of his nipples, bellybutton and genitalia.

As you would expect, Vinny’s appearance and future plans have elicited strong reactions from the community. While some support him in his effort to become a genderless alien, others favor abusive language and insults and there were even attempts to physically harm him.

I DON’T LOOK REAL AND PEOPLE LOVE IT. SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID THEY WANT THEIR KIDS TO BE LIKE ME AND THAT I’M AN INSPIRATION FOR CHILDREN WHO DON’T FEEL LIKE THEY BELONG.”

Naturally, the media wants to capitalize on Vinny’s weird life so he was invited to appear on The Plastics of Hollywood, a show that will bring together plastic surgery addicts in an attempt to… whatever, the show’s going to be crazy.

Look, I’m all for sexual or asexual expression but it feels like we’re going too far and giving this issue too much importance. In times like these, when the world seems to be on a tipping point and there are pressing issues that need to be dealt with, we get so easily distracted by trivial matters while ignoring problems that will undoubtedly change our lives for the worse.

The world economy is failing, AI will make the rich even richer and the poor even poorer, the illusion of a free world is slowly dissolving but, hey, everybody, look at me, I want to turn myself into a strawberry ice cream with both a penis and a vagina!